Tony Romo has a sign up banning Jessica Simpson from his property
How many posts can start with the sentence, “Tony Romo is a douche…”? Throw another one onto the pile, because Tony is still douchetastic. He’s the mayor of Douche Town. He’s the viceroy of the Commonwealth of Douchistan. After hearing last week about a little pre-split argument between Tony and Jessica, in which Tony dumped Jessica in an IHOP parking lot in the middle of nowhere Texas, I didn’t think it could get worse. But it has. Tony’s latest is putting a huge sign outside of his gated property alerting the world that Jessica Simpson is “no longer on the list” of people approved for access to his home. Dude… we get it. You and Jess broke up. You dumped her, and you’re celebrating. But enough:
After Tony Romo callously dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday, he made sure his ex wouldn’t be able to get near his Dallas home.
The new issue of Us Weekly, on stands now, reports the Dallas Cowboys quarterback instructed security to keep Simpson out of his gated community.
A sign at the entrance reads: “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.
(Simpson didn’t exactly want to stick around: The singer paid $19,000 on July 15 to ship 37 boxes worth of her belongings from Dallas to L.A. overnight, a source tells Us.)
After the the couple — who began dating in November 2007 — called it quits earlier this month, a pal of Romo told Us: “It’s been a long time coming.”
Still, Cowboy teammates were surprised.
“I thought they would…tie the knot,” Terrell Owens, who slammed Simpson for being a “jinx,” told Ryan Seacrest.
Meanwhile, Simpson has been working out again with a personal trainer in L.A. (she famously packed on pounds right before splitting from John Mayer and Nick Lachey), and going on movie dates with her mom and girlfriends.
[From US Weekly]
For a moment last week, Tony’s publicity team seemed to want to paint Tony as the victim. They released a few random quotes about how “sad” and “depressed” Tony was with the split, but I really don’t think anyone is buying it. Everyone knows he dumped her. And everyone knows he’s absolutely thrilled about dumping her. I don’t know all of the stuff that went on between them, but I seriously doubt Jessica ever did anything to Tony to justify his continuous douchey, gross and cruel behavior.
Header of Jessica and Tony at the Lakers game on June 4th. Images thanks to WENN.com .
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